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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via thatpsychowriter)

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neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

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Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

(via guy)

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

(via clubsnuggie)

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ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

(via clubsnuggie)

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dybbuks:

this vacuum review is incredible

(via clubsnuggie)

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  • Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
  • Dumbledore: Except for detention
  • Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
  • Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
  • Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
  • Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

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qamma:

scottbalf:

libertybeforedeath:

Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.

Are you kidding? Other people snore and smell and take up room and raise the temperature by about a thousand degrees.

Yes ^^^^ appreciate sleeping alone while you can!!!!!

(via bonniemaeee)

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justplainsomething:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

P!nk talking about Stupid Girls [2/2]

Don’t play dumb, even if they want you to.

Props to her for pointing out problematic behavior without putting down the women in general.

(via summer-days-and-pretty-ways)

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quaintcastiel:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

(via uknohowido)

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